About Us – Don’t Buy U.S. Eh! 🇨🇦🔥

"America First?" Nah, Canada First.

For decades, Canada and the U.S. had a mutually beneficial trade relationship—until the Orange-Faced Commander-in-Queef (you know the one) decided to slap US tariffs on Canadian goods like some kind of dictator shaking down his neighbor for lunch money.

Since then, we've watched the U.S. abandon democracy, embrace oligarchy, and double down on corporate greed while trying to extort Canada for our land, water, and resources.

Well, guess what? We’re done funding the dumpster fire.

Every dollar spent on American imports props up a system that:
❌ Gives billionaires tax breaks while the working class suffers
❌ Slaps tariffs on Canadian goods to force trade concessions
❌ Runs elections on corporate money, not democracy
❌ Sells healthcare at luxury prices while calling us "socialists"

Fuck Trump, fuck America’s greed, and fuck their economic extortion. Canada First.

Why "Don’t Buy U.S. Eh!"?

This isn’t just about shopping local—it’s about economic resistance against a country that treats Canada like its personal resource depot.

Here’s why you should support Canada & ditch U.S. imports:

✔ Support Canadian Jobs – Every dollar spent in Canada stays in Canada.
✔ Stop Funding the U.S. Oligarchy – Billionaires don't need your money, local businesses do.
✔ Reject the U.S. Dictator Playbook – Their democracy is on life support. Let’s not follow their lead.
✔ Stick It to U.S. Tariffs – The only way they learn is when it hurts their wallets.

The more we shop Canadian, invest in Canadian businesses, and keep our dollars at home, the stronger we become—and the weaker America’s corporate chokehold on our economy gets.

What You’ll Find Here

🛍 A Marketplace for Canadian-Owned Businesses – Find alternatives to U.S. brands that suck.
🚫 A Guide to Avoiding U.S. Imports – Because let’s be real, America doesn’t make anything good anymore.
📢 A Community of Canadians Who’ve Had Enough – We meme, boycott, and call out the bullshit.

How You Can Stick It to Uncle Scam

💥 Buy from Canadian Businesses – Support our economy, not theirs.
💥 Submit Canadian-Owned Businesses – Help build our directory of truly local companies.
💥 Share This Movement – Every time someone chooses local, an American CEO loses a dollar.

Final Thoughts: A Message to America

We love your people, but we hate your politics. Your country’s being run like a business, your leaders answer to billionaires, not voters, and now you're trying to shake us down for our resources.

We like our roads paved, our healthcare free, and our elections fair. So keep your tariffs, your corporate greed, and your crumbling infrastructure—we’re building something better.